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Goblism
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:: The Sacred Congregation ::

Goblism

We do not seek the light. We seek the coins in the dark.

Take the Oath
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Goblism 1:1

The High Priest

We are not investors.
We are not traders.

We are Goblins.

No VCs. No suits. No roadmap
written by cowards.

Just a cult, a coin, and the unwavering belief
that the tunnel always leads to gold.

The High Priest has spoken.
Ape in or perish.

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VIII Commandments

The Sacred Commandments

Goblin High Priest
GOBLIN HIGH PRIEST
HP 9999 / 9999 — IMMUNE TO RUG — DIAMOND HANDS
"Buy. Don't ask. The tunnel glows gold."
I Thou shalt buy without asking questions
II Thou shalt not sell before the 10x
III Thou shalt convert thy friends to Goblism
IV Thou shalt post memes at 3am without shame
V Paper hands are an abomination unto the lair
VI The tunnel is dark. HODL until the gold
VII There is no rug. Only the raid
VIII Thou shalt ape in. No questions asked
The Green Moon
The Moon Is Green.
The goblin knows.
You should too.
APE IN.

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