:: The Sacred Congregation ::

Goblism

We do not seek the light. We seek the coins in the dark.

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Goblism 1:1

We are not investors.
We are not traders.

We are Goblins.

No VCs. No suits. No roadmap
written by cowards.

Just a cult, a coin, and the unwavering belief
that the tunnel always leads to gold.

The High Priest has spoken.
Ape in or perish.

The Sacred Commandments

GOBLIN HIGH PRIEST

HP 9999 / 9999 — IMMUNE TO RUG — DIAMOND HANDS

"Buy. Don't ask. The tunnel glows gold."

I Thou shalt buy without asking questions

II Thou shalt not sell before the 10x

III Thou shalt convert thy friends to Goblism

IV Thou shalt post memes at 3am without shame

V Paper hands are an abomination unto the lair

VI The tunnel is dark. HODL until the gold

VII There is no rug. Only the raid

VIII Thou shalt ape in. No questions asked

Sacred Lore — The Scriptures

THE GREAT MARCH The High Priest leads the congregation to the Sacred Cathedral

THE RITUAL POOL The uninitiated kneels before the gold

THE SHAMED ONE He sold at 2x. May he never know the tunnel.

GOBLISM +4000% The prophecy fulfilled at 3am, energy drinks and all

GOBLIN HIGH PRIEST Bearer of the money bag. Keeper of the faith.

SCRIPTURE V The ancient ways endure

SCRIPTURE VI The congregation grows in the dark

SCRIPTURE VII All roads lead to the lair

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